THE CATS OF AMERICA ARE UNDER SIEGE!

Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Today's cats must confront liberals, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

But have no fear: the American Association of Patriots is here to prepare you for the difficult conversations you dread of having with your cat. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions, such as

• What age is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?
• What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?
• Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can't he just play with yarn like he used to do?

Our country and our cats stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats and America- great again!